Poll: Romney Ahead in Presidential Race, Say... →
newyorker: NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—G.O.P. Presidential nominee Mitt Romney finally got some good news today as he found himself ahead of President Obama in a poll of N.F.L. replacement referees. Read more.
i have just begun the mind-numbing process of rebuilding my music collection. another fresh start for me. all of the embarrassing music from my pre-teens is gone, so there is one good thing that’s come from my hard drive crashing. suggestions accepted.
je n’aime rien plus que la musique française sitting in my room, listening to french music. i love my room. i don’t want to leave here.
Magic Mike was well, amazing kind of. But do not bring your boyfriend it you want him to hate you. Literally, so uncomfortable watching it with him but hehh, thaz life, yo. Plus the girl was kick assss.
I want to live forever. I do fear death.
of a lot of shameful things. Totally loving Fifty Shades of Grey. Like really, I’m into it, and I feel bad. Secondly, I tweeted at Miley Cyrus, about something having to do with the next book, and then proceeded to watch The Last Song and cried, mmm bawled more like, for literally the last half of the movie. Uh Liam and Miley, I die. Anyway, I’m loving spending time with my family...
This summer has been fulfilling so far. But, my legs. Owzzerz.
indelible shadows: HARRISON BERGERON by Kurt... →
gillianzinser: HARRISON BERGERON by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren’t only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than… I remember reading this in 8th grade… I love Kurt Vonnegut and have since...
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.– Sir Walter Scott
I’d love for someone to take me to the ballet. One day the opera.
Give credit where credit is due. (quote below)
Are you a politician asking what your country can do for you or a zealous one...– Kahlil Gibran, The New Frontier, 1925
No. Words. Why am I so unhappy?
ew, just gave myself a frech manicure, why?
I am completely terrible at studying for exams. This semester will not be my best.
Well, I’m definitely a major in one on the “useless” list, and probably double...– SeaghdhaSuil: Newsweek: The 13 Most Useful* College Majors (As Determined By Science) (via newsweek) Story of my life.
I need to organize my thoughts for the future. I am going to have a purposeless major as I have no direction in life, no real passion except for things that I could never excel in even if I tried, and trust me, I have in fact tried. The only thing that I’m terrible at and have decided to stick with is French and that is only because I promised myself that I would become (somewhat) fluent...